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bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022
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Bat

A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).
Jim, name a small flying animal

A bat!
by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020
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vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
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Brown bat

Term in the goth community (as well as its subcultures) for someone (typically a woman) dressing in traditionally goth attire that is a brunette. It is sometimes used to describe someone presenting goth that keeps their natural hair color.
I had started to get into goth fashion and wanted to dye my hair, but I figured I’d keep it natural to go with the brown bat vibe.
by Monalleny August 11, 2025
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Swinging the bat backwards

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field
It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men
by The menace to society June 28, 2025
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Bat

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.
by Esta nueve March 17, 2022
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