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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024
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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)
After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.
by Abubaca May 14, 2024
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Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, ashington,Birmingham, manchester etc)
After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.
by Abubaca May 14, 2024
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chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off
by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024
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Bat Sexual

Bat sexuality is a sexuality towards bats (as of Bat man, Bat girl and the inbetween)
She came out as bat sexual
by Soufer June 10, 2022
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Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.
I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…
by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022
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