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FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.
Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.
by Noentry October 17, 2022
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Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular
Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch
by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018
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Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021
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easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023
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bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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Bakedy baked

A term used to describe being on a higher level of stoned
Yo bro, I'm bakedy baked!
by BAKEDA.M. April 6, 2021
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