Baked

When a man snorts crushed smarties so hard that he can't process stuff.

Damn, he's so baked right now that he can get running headshots in valorant.

by GHETTOS June 15, 2021

baked

high

"bro im baked"

by franks #1 buyer February 12, 2023

Bake some cheetos

Code name for smoking weed when you don't wanna get caught in a public place

EX: School, Work...Etc.

Bake some cheetos

by FuckLife32 June 15, 2011

Baked

Being extremely tired and acting stupid

“omg did you see sally, she was so baked after her soccer game”

by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Twice Baked

Person who fries their brain through heavy drug use, gives them up and becomes a born again Christian.

Tiffany, once a heavy meth user, lost a large share of her mental capacity for self control, reason, empathy, and logic. Substituting the chemical high of meth in lieu of extreme religious views and being "high on God", her brain is now Twice Baked.

by mrb200 July 13, 2015

Cable bake

A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.

My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.

by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015