green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally June 10, 2011

shit my ham

The act of being so drunk and that's the only three words you can say.

HOLY FUCK IM GONNA SHIT MY HAM!

by Brad3443 September 12, 2017

clamp your ham

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.

If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham

by pseudonym1812 August 25, 2017

Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

by Jayne Fondah November 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamed Hams

Your butt after a cleveland steamer

After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams

by lolmaster444 June 14, 2021

Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.

Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.

by TigerTerp February 24, 2022

Atomic pressed ham

Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart

Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013