wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.

Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

No wife, no strife!

The truth woman don’t want you to know. The exact opposite of the saying Happy wife happy life.

Your wife won’t let you go out or buy a new car?!!!
I can because. No wife, no strife!

by bfrient December 8, 2021

Chresanto's wife

Anika @neekstopher / @DoubleRBandzHoe / @neekah_

Hey look i see Anika on my TL thats Chresanto's wife

by RoczWifes143:);) August 31, 2013

yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!

“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”

by oneuspaved September 12, 2021

Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016

wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.

I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.

by Manugga27382 July 8, 2014

wife dogging

Performing sexual acts with someone else's wife in a public area

totally gave your a wife a good Ol' wife dogging

by Sub to logik on YouTube April 11, 2017