Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.
by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Whoever says this word is gay loves men like cock in the ass likes getting railed and he also says monkey Fortnite and a bunch of other shit if he says all these words he gets no bitches broke asf and probably 4’11 4’10 and he says he’s 5’5 and plays soccer for south ridge high school
by Wolfkking November 22, 2021

*starts to rain*
Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?
Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.
Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown
Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?
Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.
Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown
by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.
Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.
Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.
Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.
Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.
I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!
by Banba Sed September 25, 2022

by BluffCard September 12, 2023
