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Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
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Lil Wank

Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
by Danish Gamer 123 September 3, 2019
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Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
by munky82 December 13, 2017
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Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
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pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.
Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.
by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017
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terrorism wank

When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum
I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings
by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017
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pride wank

To masturbate over the proudness of oneself (rather than a sexual fantasy).
I'm so proud of myself for getting this promotion. I'm going to have a great pride wank tonight.
by X7000 September 12, 2017
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