Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

by Cregger May 8, 2021

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A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

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proper long one

Something long enough to get the job done

Oh man talk about a proper long one

by Luke-69 June 19, 2023

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Freaky Long Wiener

People who have Freaky Long Wieners (10 to 12 inches) they also usually drive jeeps

Connor has a Freaky Long Wiener

by Jeep squad December 16, 2019

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Long-Term Borrow

To "borrow" something from someone or somewhere with limited plans to return it in the near future. (Also known as LTB.)

I long-term borrowed some beer mugs from the tavern.

by Potsticker Petal August 8, 2008

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The funniest , kindest , and sexiest guy you will ever encounter . He can sling the best dick and will make you squirt all over the place . He also can eat the booty like groceries . He is very giving but can be a fucking ASSHOLE AND A FAT LITTLE CHODE WHEN HE IS MAD . But you need a Joey in your life . He has a fucking SCHLONGGGGG !!!!

You: wow he’s so nice and funny . What’s his name ?

Savannah: That is Joey Tyler Long .

by AnonBadBixchhhh November 8, 2019

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