Reunited/Wiedervereint

A German meme that originated form a Tv show that reads the following:

Thorsten: I was made in an one night stand and I never met my biological father.

In my free time I like to play call of duty and in my last match... I couldn't belive it, some one send me this.

Text: cuntDestroyer69: LOL

FraGGer: Yes, that was a cool game. GG WP

cuntDestroyer69: I fucked your mom you loser.

FraGGer: Really?

cuntDestroyer69: Yes, you NOOB

Reporter: Yes mhm beautiful.

Thorsten: That has to be him, that is my dad!

I am Reunited/Wiedervereint with my dad./Ich bin mit meinem Vater Reunited/Wiedervereint.

by Luckyrusher June 6, 2024

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

Oily wipe

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.

Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

by KamilotV2 June 19, 2024

Dude wipe

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities

He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!

by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Cunt Wipe

A cunt.

My nan is being an absolute cunt wipe.

by d41sy January 28, 2026

Phantom Wiper

A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.

If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.

"Hey did you see that towel with brown streaks on it?"

"The phantom wiper strikes again!!!"

by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026