Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

indian car wash

Getting a hand job at a car wash in India

dude that girl just gave me an indian car wash

by I AM POSEIDON May 14, 2014

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014

Eat the wasabi

This is when you get thrown some serious shade, but just sit there and take it to not cause a scene.

Angela was trashing James but he just Wanted to sit there and eat the wasabi.

by Word_Addict11 December 24, 2015

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Fog of Waah

When you're so wrapped up in your own moody moping that you can't see, act, or /think clearly. The ugly emo cousin of fog of war. In extreme cases, send for a waahmbulance.

Barry's so mopy and depressed about being dumped by Ellen that he's oblivious that Tracy has a major crush on him. Hopefully he's get a clue when he escapes the fog of waah.

by amphigori September 7, 2016

Reverse Car-Wash

The art of having a girl who dips choke on you meaty cock and spits in your mouth

Sally gave me a reverse car-wash last night.

by CockBLock900 September 7, 2016