festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

Vagina Gnome

A little gnome that lives inside a girl or woman's vagina. Responsible for cramps, one's period, and other female problems. Will occasionally bite a man's junk. Very aggressive creatures, though not as bad as the other gnomes living in our world. Vagina gnomes also have cool english names in general. Not just your average gnome.

Meme: "Urgh, I feel no sexual appetite, and my uterus feels like its falling out."

LKPRS: "Hmm, you must have a active vagina gnome! what is his name??"

by LKpineapplerayofsunshine May 19, 2010

vagina

what will cause the fall of men

"dude vaginas are awesome"
"did you know that troy went to war over a vagina?'
"really?"
"yeah and they all died"
"oh damn.."

by dfa0306 March 11, 2013

massive vagina

1. someone who searches "massive vagina" on urbandictionary.

2. someone who will post "massive vagina" to urbandictionary.

1. if you are reading this, you are a massive vagina.

2. i am a mass vag.

by hells asshole January 7, 2009

Boxy Vagina

Square shaped vagina. Not very tight. Commonly found in women that have given birth or in whores.

The whore had a boxy vagina...

by shapesmcgee July 26, 2010

Gray Vagina Syndrome

Gray Vagina Syndrome is when a girls pussy dries up and turns grey.. it is just not appealing... symptoms included confusing cake and throw-up, being a bitch, skankbag, chubby chaser, and/or just nasty... also known as (GVS), a dyker, and having a maher.

I just threw a cake at that bitches car and she thought it was throw-up. WTF! She must have Gray vagina syndrome...

by SloppySeconds69 October 14, 2011

Vagina Hand

When you've been scratching your vagina and you have vaginal juice on your hands....

When you are scrapbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her JIZZ fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that's not my VAGINA HAND THIS IS MY VAGINA HAND!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of masterbation)

by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009