University Park 

A very dope little town in PG County, Maryland under 5 miles from the D.C. border. Technically a part of Hyattsville but has its own government and police force who mostly drive around trying to find kids smoking weed. A Whole Foods just opened right by UP and a lot of residents are very health conscious. Trees everywhere, a creek running through the woods, nice single family houses, peaceful vibe. Everyone looks out for each other. Has become very expensive though. Most people commute to DC for their government jobs, are professors at UMD, or retired. A place where families cooexist with intellectuals, pretentious soccer moms driving Mercedes and aging hippies. Its sandwhiched between Hyattsville proper and College Park. Teens are always drunk. Always a good time to throw down in UP.

"Where are you from?"
"PG County."
"Oh shit...isnt it like really ghetto there?"
"Nah man, I live in University Park."
"Oh word."

University Park by earthlingsforchange September 9, 2018

East Bumcrack University 

A marginal research university that publishes man-made climate change denial research that is unsupported by mainstream institutions.

First used by Australian journalist Annabel Crabb on ABC's "Insiders" program in response to climate skeptic Andrew Bolt. Quoted in Hansard minutes of Australian Senate, Nov 2009.

That sounds like another factoid you picked from East Bumcrack University to support your climate change skeptic arguments

East Bumcrack University by Professor Toad November 19, 2009

Holy Angel University 

a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.

Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.

Holy Angel University by Jonathan Tipay July 16, 2010

Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.

Bob Jones University is a fascist school.

Bob Jones University by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006

Bryant University 

A beautiful business and liberal arts school located in Smithfield, Rhode Island. A large majority of students did get into Bentley but chose Bryant for its friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Truly a fun school were the students play hard and work hard to achieve the character of success.

Bentley finds it necessary to insult Bryant because they have nothing better to do.

"Why did you choose Bryant University over Bentley?"
"The academics seemed just as good, Bryant University just felt like home while the people at Bentley were very stuck up and rude "

Bryant University by golden34 June 20, 2011

University of Michigan 

(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.

(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.

(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.

State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."

UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."

State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."

UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"

University of Michigan by Bill Biz February 28, 2011

villanova university 

Vanilla Nova...the whitest richest school in PA

VU kids are as white as vanialla wafers

villanova university by JMUer May 13, 2005