Expensive private school. Extremely liberal. Everyone knows everyone. Greek life is huge - even though the school tells every tour that only 40% of the campus is involved... lies lies lies. Parties consist of frats, senior houses and that's really it. Broad Ripple bars get boring once you realize how gross they really are.
We suck at basketball and don't let anyone tell you differently - probably the worse in the Big East.
Welcome to the Butler bubble
We suck at basketball and don't let anyone tell you differently - probably the worse in the Big East.
Welcome to the Butler bubble
"Why is everyone wearing Canda Goose, North Face, and Lululemon?"
"Because they go to Butler University."
"Because they go to Butler University."
by bulldogfan69 December 08, 2021
Overshadowed by the amazingness of Ohio State, Xavier college is a haven for boring ugly nobodies who THINK they have money. It is nothing more than a bunch of pricks who are at a satellite school of the all amazing Villanova University. It is also a beloved college for boring chicks out of central PA who think they're laid back and chill, but really are just there to get fucked and get schooled. Education: NO. Sex: Yes. Alcohol: They're all pussies
Xavier University Student Dialogue
Xavier Student 1: "Hey, do you wana go to a kegger on the other side of campus?"
Xavier Student 2: "yea, sure... how many cases of beer?"
Xavier Student 1: "1"
Xavier Student 2: "omg. im gona get so wrecked tonight!"
Xavier Student 1: "Hey, do you wana go to a kegger on the other side of campus?"
Xavier Student 2: "yea, sure... how many cases of beer?"
Xavier Student 1: "1"
Xavier Student 2: "omg. im gona get so wrecked tonight!"
by Dikey McCarpetMuncher November 30, 2008
1. A large university near the city of Cincinnati that has a disproportionately high number of ugly female students.
2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.
3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.
4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.
5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.
2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.
3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.
4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.
5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.
If you're looking for a safe, lackluster, conservative college experience, then University of Cincinnati is the perfect college for you!
by Catbear May 10, 2009
The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.
Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.
by JanusKN September 29, 2005
Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's
by ima realist July 09, 2009
A place where degenerates go to learn and congregate with other retards like themselves.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
by York Retard May 08, 2013
Also known as Cunt University. Or the University of Cunts at Ballsack.
If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.
So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.
Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.
CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.
Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.
So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.
Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.
CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.
Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
Friend: Im going to CU this year.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
by AlessandroF August 26, 2009