Twat Tax

When you owe an ex boyfriend or friend money, but they've treated you so badly that it now counts as a tax and you never have pay them back.

Your boyfriend lends you money for a flight, but then you find out he's been sleeping with other women ..... Dump him and tell him about twat tax.

by MissB. October 10, 2013

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twat scallops

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the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

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Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

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a stuck up girl that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. Most of these seemingly innocent young women are really only out there for their own personal gain and have no regard for the feelings of those around them and use them like tools.

What a tool twat I thought she was really into me but I guess she just wanted to use me to get what she wanted

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013

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twat hat

The twat hat actually exists - staff at a large imaging company are made to wear the hat for an amount of time commensurate with their stupidity.

It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

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