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man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.
by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006
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Pretty man

A man that is pretty, borderline cute but manly.
A kawaii ass MOUNTAIN MAN.
A guy that got muscles but likes to bake

‘You see that pretty man over there?’
‘You’re such a pretty man.’
by Thidawg October 21, 2019
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Man Nub

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.
by SEXretary January 12, 2015
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man marbles

He kicked him right in his man marbles.
by GeeBird January 28, 2007
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Bonta man

A person whose superhero powers stem from having a mythical single nipple that severely limits their intellectual capabilities while enhancing their sexual appeal.
by Red Monkey_8 December 1, 2021
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make the man

Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.

By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?

Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
by I made the man June 4, 2018
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Man-Nayze

A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.
I gave her a boner-sandwich with extra Man-Nayze!
by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 17, 2011
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