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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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Eddsworld’s main characters with their last name.
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
“Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”
Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves Made Eddsworld, RIP EDD😢
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 9, 2021
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Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021
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Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
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Matt

A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.
In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021
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Matt

A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith
Make sure you're on Matt's team for PVP
by I'dratherbebitch February 21, 2024
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Blue Matt Ranger

The speediest member of the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.

Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.

the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
PRR: "Blue Matt Ranger...It's Phantom Time!!"

BMR: "Correct!!"
by Kyan Davies September 23, 2008
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