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Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.
I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.
by The Light Phantom June 3, 2017
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waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.
Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.
by B nasty August 6, 2014
mugGet the waffle buffetmug.

Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
by March1392 October 29, 2012
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loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
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homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.
by feces December 3, 2007
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Cock waffle

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle
James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle
by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017
mugGet the Cock wafflemug.

Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.
That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.
by OsuJustice January 2, 2010
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