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Imagine If Men

had to breastfeed babies using their cocks
"imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks"
-Kira
by Evono November 5, 2025
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tour de men

I can’t hang out today, i’m going on the tour de men to pass by Denis’s house
by jaudiwidbwbdvs November 13, 2017
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Men-drill

A ‘Men-drill‘ is a play on words. Deriving from the genus of ape, mandrill, that commonly experience rashes on their buttocks and infections within the rectum due to lack of hygiene. Men-drills are men that are homophobic because they do not wipe their asses, but believe neither do other men, so the thought of men-“drilling”-men is disgusting to them.
Dave— don’t you think it’s disgusting to see on pornhub two men all over each other like chicks?

Sarah— No, David, you’re just a fucking men-drill!
by The_dolls November 29, 2020
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Angery Sexless Young men

I'm angry when anger is appropriate. I don't watch porn. My dopamine has nothing to do with how I choose to spend my time. I don't doubt that I could get a RELATIONSHIP because this fat piece of shit over here who has never improved in any way shape or form is in a relationship. I don't want a relationship and the thing I DO want is reserved entirely for fat-cocks and the rich.
Hym "Andrew Tate has nothing to do with why women are only fucking SOME of the men. It isn't how they are being influenced. It isn't social media. It isn't dopamine. It isn't porn. The women are fucking SOME of the men (Which ones nobody knows it's a complete mystery as to which ones they are fucking) and reserving the rest of men as sources of provisions. Why would I want a relationship where the woman is only in a relationship... Because the guy she wants to fuck... Doesn't want a relationship... And the guy she wants to fuck... Is going to get the sex... Regardless of whether or not I'm in a relationship with her... And your proposition is 'become the guy she wants to fuck' but that guy has a fat-cock... Not an option. That's the game the women are playing. So, answer the question. Do it publicly. Why don't angery sexless young men want to play THAT ☝️That right there. Why don't they want to play that game? It's not the porn making men not want to work harder for sex. It isn't hard to get sex. Getting sex is like lifting a weight that someone is pressing down on. How hard it is to get is entirely contingent upon the whim of the person pressing. Legalizing prostitution solves the problem immediately. It's the only solution. You've been saying THAT EXACT THING for SEVEN YEARS! And I'm the crazy one. I'm the one who's doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You're dumb. I created A.I. that's what's happening here. That is all."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii

when multiple gay men come together and wear a feminine bikini on the beach of hawaii.
there is a lot of gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii.
by yourlefttoenail September 15, 2025
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Carter lika da mens

Quite literally a lover of men. Breaks his neck snowboarding and then brags about it
by pappy773 February 10, 2022
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