A massive goon. Usually tall with long coloured hair and a nose piercing. Favourite shapes are squares and triangles because every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. The signs of a classic Henry is a weird sense of humour, making interesting unrelated comments at random moments and always having lots of stories to tell. His favourite film is Shrek. He’s an animal lover especially wildlife such as deer and foxes. Very unique and special human being. Specialist interest in politicians with Teresa May and Boris Johnson being his idols. His favourite food is a pot noodle which he loves to post on Snapchat so his friends know which flavour his bread is. Henry’s love a drink but never really know when to stop and things can get messy but in an entertaining way.
Classic Henry
by Oh that’s such a classic… April 26, 2022

was born in 2009 7 of any month has the husgest penis known to man kind and pull all the ladies. He has to fight of boys in the change room because they want the moiture untended too bush. He is more chad than GIGA CHAD AND ALL OF THE CHADS, IF YOU DISAGREE YOU A LITTLE WILLI.
by leonbubba February 4, 2022

by Cacain doE : D January 14, 2021

A short guy with glasses who had a strange addiction to Ramen Noodles. He has a weird sense of humor and doesn’t play any sports except soccer.
by MrKrabzx February 14, 2020

Henry Lavalette the worlds funniest fastest and best football player you have ever seen if you see a Henry Lavalette you mist praise them as much as possible
by John mc epic April 30, 2021

by grizzlybear6994 May 24, 2021
