rice cracker

an insult. idiots who think they are god use it to describe their ethnicity but they dont know ppl are laughing at them for thinking theyre funny for being racist AGAINST THEMSELVES....retards...

idiot: i am a rice cracker hahahhaha
half azn person: u dumbass shut up
idiot:what? my fellow rice cracker HAHAHAHAHA
half azn: *kills idiot*
half azn: Aaah. :D

by anonymous HALF AZN chick December 27, 2003

Uppity Cracker

Stupid cracker that can't keep his mouth shut.

That white boy was one Uppity Cracker.

by g0blin September 5, 2004

a cracker beatdown

noun,:the process of a white person getting beaten up and shanked(stabbed) by a group of african- american males

my friend is now racially insentitive toward black people because he got a cracker beatdown by some thugs in his neighborhood.

by luke finn March 4, 2010

sesame cracker

A term used for someone of Hispanic Herritage

Wats Up Ma Sesame Cracker

by Alexander Florance July 7, 2006

fudge cracker

A man who sticks his dick in the anal cavity

"Did you hear that that fudge cracker Matthew had sex with Christopher?"

by uhmanduh September 22, 2006

jazz crackers

n.
groin, scrotum, balls, nutsack

"Jesus christ Joe! You just got slammed in your jazz crackers!"

"Oh god..I just got a good one to the jazz crackers..."

by Essbe August 30, 2005

cracker-lacking

Urban term used in casual conversation. Used much like the word "cracking" in the context of "get cracking" it means to 'get a move on' to 'hurry something along'...

got a few projects that we really need to get cracker-lacking on internally...

by urbanfarmer August 17, 2009