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Volkswagen Effect

Having good behavior when being monitored, but bad behavior when no one is looking.

Based on the 2015 scandal where Volkswagen cars were discovered to have low emissions when the vehicle's system could tell it was being emission tested.
My son is nice to his sister when I'm around, but I worry about a Volkswagen Effect when he knows I can't see them.
by Mad Jim June 5, 2017
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The Tolik Effect

When you hit less than 1% Commission Accrual accuracy.
H: How did you finish Quarter End in Commissions?
I: It was so good we finished less than 1% accuracy
H: How did you do it?
I: The Tolik Effect.
by THE F GURU November 4, 2019
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plunger effect

The act of fast paced and rapid anal pleasure, then a sudden removal of the penis (or other tool) from the anus. The outcomes are usually rather spectacular, as shit literally hits the fan (and everything else in its path).

Usually best enjoyed with 2 or more people.
Frank: Hey man, I heard your wife let you try anal with her the other night. How'd it go?

Dave: I pulled out too fast, and shit went flying everywhere, last time I try that..

Frank: aahh, the Plunger Effect
by Dirty Potato June 3, 2014
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The Farah Effect

The Farah Effect occurs when a girl named Farah is around people and make them feel good about themselves. She is the sweetest person and is always there to cheer people up. Get a Farah in your life
I have high confidence due to the Farah Effect
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.
Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty
by bigmckale October 2, 2009
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Dixon Effect

When a bisexual boy doesn't want anything to do with boys
Wow, Steve and Alan make a great couple
No, Steve has the Dixon Effect
Ah
Ye
by GenMattsamus August 7, 2019
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The Kaleigh Effect

When one enters a room with a "Kaleigh" inside and shortly after, ones ears fall off.
"I will never again be able to enjoy Love Actually due to The Kaleigh Effect"
by Meganimous January 28, 2009
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