Tom Cuck

Tom Cuck, pretending to be on ones side politically and then undermining that side with fallacious arguments designed to undermine the side you purport to support.

I was going to acknowledge that Pennsylvania didn't run a lawful election, I pretty much did, then I said I had better just go along with it like a Tom Cuck.

by Chardmaster January 3, 2021

Tom Kempe

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom bailey

A dick head who eats butter and lives on facebokk talking about mr haslem looking like travis scott

See that tom bailey

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Hes a nob him yeno

by Penisbumhole November 27, 2021

Tom moment

A tom moment is the moment something random is said or done. This is obviously referring to 21st century humor and how fucked up it is. A tom moment also defines a moment someone says something really funny the gang would pee their pants or spit their drink out. This tom moment was named after talking tom and the blue fish, tom. These 2 things are very random and memeable using 21st century humor.

*Dan said "EGG"*
"Dude that's a mad tom moment not going to lie!"

by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

tom doyle

A kid with freshest creps on earth , he is so cool and his slazengers are awesome

tom doyle

by tyuhytdhbf July 12, 2019

Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Tom Etsion

An Englishly challenged Pokemon fan who draws females.

This Gardevoir must have been drawn by a Tom Etsion.

by OreganoWaterme December 16, 2021