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CL-tard

A person who posts their item for sale on Craigslist that thinks their item is more valuable than anyone else’s item due to some irrelevant reason such as; low mileage, added accoutrements, customization, personal attachment, or general lack of understanding of current market value.
Dude, check out what this CL-tard wants for his motorcycle. It's WAY over-priced.
by cycledick September 14, 2012
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Ultra tard

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets
e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard
by Dykesie9491 December 9, 2008
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tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"
Who left the Tard Hatch open?
by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011
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emo-tard

A new slang word meaning "Emotional Retard" founded July, 11th 2010 in order to help put a comical spin on the tragic life of Alea and friends.
Stop being such an emo-tard Andrew!!
by Big Baybee July 11, 2010
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Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge
"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard
by grzly December 23, 2009
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Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.
Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.
by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011
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e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.
Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.
by lil miss May 19, 2006
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