leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025

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Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

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Ur mum

the british way of saying the classical UR MOM joke so if u say ur mum GET OUTTA HERE

UR MUM NO THATS JUST NO

by U3U May 14, 2019

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Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

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Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

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