dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.

Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.

by MEHmeh August 28, 2008

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

Machine it up

is a saying that can be used for jobs or actions done by someone in a great way that has shown them at there best.

"so i didnt machine it up scoring from 25 yards from goal."

by BASH a.k.a Sam louth November 5, 2006

Majee Machine

A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.

The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.

by gobenho December 31, 2008

dice machine

a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made

"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"

by Mother Licker October 31, 2007

blockhead machine

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.

Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked

by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007