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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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dazai has a plan

Some anime fans use "Dazai has a plan" as a joke. People use this when their favorite character is dying and they need to cop.
-Bro character name just died ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
-Dw Dazai has a plan
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023
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A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Greed Has A Vice Called Chastity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Greed Has A Vice Called Chastity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Greed Has A Vice Called Chastity<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.
who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.
by mx_ March 3, 2022
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Days Of Our Lives Has No Tracklist

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Days Of Our Lives Has No Tracklist
by Reninu March 17, 2025
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Ha

๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
Ha ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‹โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜†
by Abcvd January 6, 2024
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