Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019

mum

a dumbass kid's guardian

MUM GET THE CAMERA

by TheRandoms July 21, 2016

burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

by Joe November 26, 2003

ur mum

I'm a joke.

ur mum gay

by ur mum January 20, 2019

Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.

"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"

by DOOMBOI (I exist) April 10, 2024

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

G mums

a word that is slowly growing around london that mean “mums”other words “word” this big word “g mums” came from to little mandem called big TY and Little LH

“i say we cut”

“g mums let’s cut den”

by boobblapsnap January 27, 2023