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Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again
Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"
by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017
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fart cancelling

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.
"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"
by William shitespeare October 4, 2023
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bussy fart

someone who farts with their bussy (aka boy pussy)
GUYS OMG I JUST DID A LITTLE BUSSY FART XD
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Trojan Fart

Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.

Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.

2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."

Trojan fart.
by King Vern November 22, 2014
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Royal Fart

When one let's out a fart and exclaims "I'm da princess"!
Just because you can let out a royal fart doesn't make you royalty.
by King of Fartonia November 26, 2011
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Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk
The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger
by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018
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Signal Fart

A fart that smells horrible because you are about to take a huge shit.
Bob's signal farts were clearing rooms at the party until he went to the bathroom.
by Crazytacobubble October 23, 2014
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