"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"
"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."
"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.
(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)
(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)
by sudnvm May 30, 2020
by jimmydeaneggs August 17, 2020
Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!
by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019
by rarenigs June 04, 2019
The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string
Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.
by Mmmbrainz May 13, 2015