Pussy-on-tap

Role of wife, girlfriend, live-in etc ..

I have no need to go to the bar, I can stay home, I have pussy-on-tap.

by Wrongholerodeo yee haw July 7, 2025

terry tap in

The art of the terry tap in is used by sweaters on fifa. It starts with a one on one goal chance which draws the keeper out of goal. Next the player passes to a team mate running beside him giving him a free shot on goal. The goal is scored which completes it.

This kid is shit at FIFA! Scoring terry tap ins is for fags and sweaty freaks

by Goblinswansea January 8, 2014

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020

Don't Tap the Glass

The greatest album ever made. I ascended the first time I heard it.

"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made

by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025

P-TAP

adjective

Acronym for "pretty to a point"

Used to describe an attractive female who display external beauty but has a horrible and/or obnoxious personality. Their behavior overrides any of their attractiveness. Sadly, guys are usually drawn to them since they're usually "easy" and major flirts. This causes much annoyance to many of the other individuals unfortunate enough to have to interact with them.

Most of the jocks in high school seem to flock around the P-TAP girls.

by sdjfhhjasfhf September 28, 2007

Tapping the Nile

To have sex with an Egyptian woman, usually a prostitute

¨Hey man, where's Jeffrey at today?"
"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping the Nile last week and he's worried he might have caught something."

by Rogue_Coyote March 9, 2018