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Bald spots

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine
by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005
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spotch

(N) the spot on your back that you cannot reach.
"Can you please scratch my spotch?"
by Pitu273 May 13, 2010
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spot

(Two friends talking on the phone)

A: Alright buddy, I'll see you in 20 minutes at the mall.
B: Ok, See you there..."spot" (Conversation is over upon the word spot).
by Gabe Brown July 23, 2005
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x marks the spot

This is when you bury some poor soul in the sand usually at the beach with their face exposed then you drop your drawers and you take a huge shit on their face.
Billy: Did you see that?
John: Huh?
Billy: That kid had shit all over his face.
John: Oh, that's an "x marks the spot."
by ericpimp October 15, 2006
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Deaf spot

Equally to the blind spot of the retina, where the optic nerve is located, the deaf spot is that place of the eardrum, where you can find the hear nerve. This deaf spot is mostly a male-only problem, as German scientists discovered in the late 90s.
Darn! When Matt is watching football at TV he seems to be deaf. He'll not hear the telephone or doorbell ringing and if I call him, he'll not hear it too. It must be Matt's deaf spot!, Darryl said to her girlfriend.
by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008
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blind spot enhancer

Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.

A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
by zurielseven May 5, 2011
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