The other stranger

To masturbate after sitting with one's knees higher than the pelvis to cause numbness in the genitals. Gives the sensation of jerking off someone else.

There were no takers at the bathhouse, so I sat on a box, feet flat to the floor and waited for my junk to fall asleep so I could enjoy the other stranger.

by Pep Streebek June 10, 2015

Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 6, 2016

free range stranger

Another name for a homeless person

Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart

by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017

hello there stranger

Just a group chat with 3 asshole sisters in it

Hello there stranger

by Katiiebugg August 13, 2017

the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.

Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone

by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017

Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019