umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Tijuana Standoff

where two or more people are hold each other at gun-point, eying up one another. Used to increase tension and most often end in hand to hand combat.

Mark and Phil wer locked in a Tijuana Standoff for what seemed like hours.

by quickky September 30, 2009

Frat Stand

A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else

We need more frat stands for our party so everyone can rage on top of things

by jam marsh September 7, 2010

Sydney Standard

The supposedly high standard of food, transport, shopping etc. found in Sydney, Australia. This phrase is used by up-themselves Sydneysiders (particularly of the North Shore and Eastern Suburbs varieties) who are of the opinion that nothing is as good elsewhere as it is in Sydney.

This food is not up to the Sydney Standard

by dr. dani December 7, 2011

Mexicar Standoff

When there is a car at each junction of the roundabout and nobody moves.

"Was late to work this morning. There was a Mexicar Standoff at Five Roads Roundabout"

by ftnessp January 30, 2015

Double standard

One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.

You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

reversed keg stand

You hold the keg over your head and drink from it

Man that guy did an awesome reversed keg stand... oh.. he dropped it on him.. thats going to hurt in the morning

by wegener March 7, 2007