crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 21, 2023

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Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

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spoon fam

Spoon Fam refers to young African American Negro males, whom, instead of carrying traditional drugs within their socks, carry spoons. Why do they carry spoons in their socks? A spoon fam uses these eating utensils for eating out pussy.

Yo me and the spoon fam are on the block.

With the spoon fam, we eating out today.

by AfterSchoolBasket June 23, 2018

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