Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 22, 2023

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 18, 2022

Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024

Soft stan

The polar opposite of a hard stan.

Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.

Aka: Cris<3

Cris is such a soft stan of all her babies (just sometimes she is hard stan)

by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017

Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 07, 2019

Soft-Trip

This is when you take a vacation that is more local or regional. This is a trip probably over 2-3 days. Definitely not international travel.

I am just going to Atlantic City this weekend with friends from Philly and New York. It is a soft-trip for all of us. Cancun in three weeks, that's a real vacation.

by DonnyGuns May 02, 2022

Super soft birthday

A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys

Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party

by Word hod October 13, 2021