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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
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Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl
Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth
by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019
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Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.
“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”
by ZTerm October 18, 2022
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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.
by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011
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soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.
"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
by darealdodo August 11, 2024
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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
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Soft Cock

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks

2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
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