It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

It's not the religion

It's the fucking religion. It will always be used by zealots and charlatans for evil and will never do anything good that can't be done by anyone NOT in an incest cult.

Derp "DERRRRRRP! DERRRRPPP! It'S not ThE rElIgIoN bUt ChRiStIaNiTy (And be extention Judaism because it's literally the same religion) LiTeRaLlY did ThE tHiNg I'm CoMpLaInInG about! DEERRRRRRRP!!!"

Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

That's not why they did it

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?

Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

That's not cute

A phrase used typically to express dislike for something.

"hey yas are NOT cute" "Issa is literally so not cute" "That's not cute."

by the javelin June 3, 2025

That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.

Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025