Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.

Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.

by GasMachine February 22, 2021

Simp Parody

A Simp Parody is a parody of a song that is modified to being against somebody for simping. Usually used against boys.

We need to make a simp parody of Rowan bro.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020

Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are

man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp

by skidd18 February 4, 2020

Charlotte simp

Def: The art of simping for one named Charlotte. Being in a state of puppy love for one named Charlotte.

Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!

See Alexis over there? She is definitely a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020

Simp emily

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.

Wow simp Emily is back at it again.

by the answer to life April 16, 2020