Shoot the frog

Pass gas; fart

Ew! Did Somebody in the elevator shoot the frog!

by Bschuessvn April 21, 2021

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 14, 2022

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022

worked into a shoot

Verb. To play along with a storyline or setup of any kind to the point where real life drama is intertwined with it, drastically changing the plans, and creating real animosity between pro-wrestlers.

Hulk Hogan caused himself to be worked into a shoot when he forced the original 3 match feud with Shawn Michaels, with Hogan winning 2 of 3, into a single match feud, which caused real backstage drama between he and Shawn.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024

School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023