Well Served

a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner

Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.

Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.

Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill

by n-nisan February 23, 2021

Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.

“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Soft-Served

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.

I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!

by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021

mis-serve

To ration (something) on a biased or false logic.

“Don’t mis-serve your own needs.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.

Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok

by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021

Reparations Severance

A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.

I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021