preemptive self-defense

-preemptive means "to strike first"

-self-defense means "to olny stike once struck upon"

preemptive self-defense used by american spokesman in reference to "iraq war"

by Chris Younker December 6, 2003

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.

Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!

by sizcruz January 22, 2010

self-made man

a trans guy

A trans man is the real self-made man because getting rich requires help from other people.

by blue_heart December 21, 2020

Self-Proclaimed beauty

A Self-Proclaimed beauty is someone defines themselves as being really cool, chill, funny, a party animal, people always wanna be around you, everyone wants to be your friend, etc...But most of time, people who call themselves a beauty are not actually beauties. They are wannabes, they think they wheel, they think they snipe and they think they party. A beauty is a hockey related slang.

A Self-Proclaimed Beauty says :
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.

I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties

by carlos1992 December 9, 2012

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!

by Kat November 25, 2004

Self Control Exercises

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

by Jplague September 11, 2011

self-deprecating surrender

saying the opposite of what you mean to appease someone else due to low self-worth

Can't a happy conclusion be reached without her self-deprecating surrender?

by swthrt628 October 21, 2011