hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

bag of spiders

Just imagine someone holding a bag of spider, it doesn’t make sense

He’s a bag of spiders

by Omgalltheusernamesaretaken November 5, 2018

spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 16, 2017

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

Spider

a very sexy animal with eight legs and it shoots white sticker stuff called webs

Me:I love spiders
Spider gf:88w88

by 88w88 June 18, 2021

The spider

When four guys back to back all shoot their load on a 4 girls faces at the same time.

Jimmy and the guys were doing the spider with the cheerleaders after the game last night.

by Tdogstir June 5, 2023

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016