Shortard

A retarded small person do trades height for an extra chromosome.

That shortard never shuts up.

by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

by anonymous April 28, 2023

short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

g-scort

A ford escort that has either been pimped out or completely run in the ground. take it either way.

thats a g-scort right there.
or
you drivin that g-scort?

by codeman_11901 December 9, 2008

Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.

Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.

by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009

Raspberry Shortbreath

When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.

While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.

by Tootle2 October 16, 2012

Corona short-sword

A cast-iron frying pan, especially when used as a weapon. Reference to Disney's "Tangled".

In the restaurant fight scene in "Chuck Vs. The Sizzling Shrimp", Sarah was really using the Corona short-sword.

by MrCanoehead July 23, 2014