sir robert pattinson academy 

A 'school' that was built back when dinosaurs roamed earth. It is currently a prison that cannot afford glue sticks for the English department. There are pathetic year 7 fights. The year 7s walk about with their bags drooping to the floor. Everyone who dares to go here may not make it out sane. It is often referred to as RP because nobody bothers at this school!

Dan asked,"Have you heard about RP?"
"What a school of zombies!", tasha replied
"What that sir Robert Pattinson academy school?"

sir robert pattinson academy by emloveswaffles July 26, 2018

rebound robert 

idk what to tell you go look at mattias snap stories

“rebound robert day 15”

rebound robert by iceyiz December 19, 2019

Nickolas Robert Weller 

The thiccest of them all

Oh my God look at Nickolas Robert Weller, he's so damn thicc

Nickolas Robert Weller by Yeshoe February 21, 2020

Dry Robert 

A wet Willy without the wet. A dry Robert.

I’m going to give you a dry Robert.

Dry Robert by Dryrobert February 1, 2021

dr robert malone 

a fucking hero.

he saved a fuckton of people using ivermectin.

"very soon there will be hundreds of health officials saying 'it was your choice, no one made you take it'" ~dr robert malone.

dr robert malone by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 11, 2022

not cool robert frost 

An expression of mild exasperation or frustration - may be used as a substitute for a curse word at work or in front of children. (Inspired by the first Kid President pep talk).

Roomie #1: Where's the rest of the cake from last night? I was planning to have it for breakfast...

Roomie #2: I ate it after you went to bed...sorry.

Roomie #1: Not cool Robert Frost!

not cool robert frost by IDStarGirl October 18, 2020

The Oral Robert 

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

The Oral Robert by 4skin15 March 21, 2021