An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
Get the Queefmug. an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.
by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022
Get the queefmug. 
by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021
Get the Queefmug. 
When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
Get the Artificial Queefmug. by amysworld May 13, 2021
Get the queefmug.