too much paperwork

a phrase used as a lazy way to get out of a situation, task , job or chore.

parent: you should really take a shower, it's been over a week and you stink

child: Nah, that's too much paperwork to fill out

by magik bus December 23, 2005

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

papers

A warrant out for their arrest.

Billy: Yo Roy, I got papers out on me from what happened last night

by Roy Bomb May 13, 2005

Paper Mario

The first in the paper mario series. The main objective of this game is to colect the 8 star spirits and save the princess from the koopa king Bowser AGAIN!

Dude 1: Hey Dude lets go play some Paper Mario man.
Dude 2: Oh which one?
Dude 1: The first one of course!
Dude 2: Do you have to rescue the princess again?
Dude 1: Yeah. =(
Dude 2: WHAT THE F***!

by Real Good Speller June 6, 2009

paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paper

in gangs, paper is another word for money or something to roll up smoke-able drugs in.

ay yo!!! wherz my muua fukin paper??

by gmg2011 October 3, 2008

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004