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penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.
Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!
by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008
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Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.
Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.
by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009
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penisburrito

A rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
"Hey Momma?"
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
by JuJukins July 5, 2010
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penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.
Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.
by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011
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penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
by vadgebadge April 2, 2011
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penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe
i think I just had a penis wobbler
by Bob sagat June 23, 2015
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Peniscolada

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.
"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."
by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017
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