Boxford Police

Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.

Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)

by RUNdonthide November 27, 2012

swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

Woke Police

Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation

The woke police love that woke justice.

by HurdyMyGurdy March 2, 2021

Fund the Police

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

PaniCc

Name given to a person who lacks sexual abilities. Usually male, however can and often does possess female sexual reproduction organs.

Hybrid: Wow - you turned into such a panicc.

Halo: I know, dude. Stop making fun of me it's not cool.

Hybrid: True, but you're still a fucking panicc-pussy.

by hybbrid January 15, 2004

Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

by salvato44 February 15, 2014

Cringe Police

so sexy has so much sexer with cece and others. did i mention sex??? sexer?!!!? so much sexiesm.

Cece: Cringe Police came over last night ;)
Caroline: wtf he’s mine

by Cringe Police January 24, 2021