picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

picceh

more or less an enforcer of the law.
they are not niccehs.
they will bust down your door the night before graduation.

Officer Lieutenant Picceh Dicceh Licceh no like the Wicceh or Malt Licceh and he take my chicceh

by anonymous nicceh June 24, 2013

picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

Pickle Rick fucked up

A level of intoxication where burping occurs anywhere between 2 to 5 times in a sentence.

Bro *belch* I gonna pound this beer *blech* and go get a private dance and fuck *belch* that stripper, I'm getting pickle rick fucked up *belch*

by tsalt01 November 12, 2018

pickle in the middle

A game played by three or more children where two or more children play catch with a ball and try to keep it away from one or more kids who are positioned in between them. When a person in the middle gets the ball, they trade places with the person who threw it.

Pickle in the middle is a children's game that can be played almost anywhere there are three kids and a ball.

by Pickle in the middle June 20, 2019

Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher

"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"

by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020

Pick up a football

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves

Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."

by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020