Most people fart between 14 to 22 times each day, try counting them if you don’t believe it. So if someone tells you they don't fart, they're probably lying and are specialists in SBDs and are just trying to avoid being blamed for that nasty smell that made everyone’s eyes water.
“I just told Malcolm that he is well above average, but I don’t think he realised I was referring to fart fact 5.”
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019
1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
Did you hear about Kyle?
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
by Scott Hack October 05, 2008
(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.
by Austin Pealy April 25, 2016
A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Obpyt August 16, 2021
by big bobs basterd beans December 04, 2005
A strange date which keeps popping up in places all over the world, on things such as banknotes, library books, messageboards and coins. Nobody really knows what it means, although several people have tried to blame various organisations. A small amount of research can prove that no known terrorist organisation or community of any sort has mentioned it, though, so the people behind it remain largely unknown. In countries where they write the date as DD/MM/YY, it is known as 19/5/13 e.g. Nineteenth of May, 2013.
People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.
People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.
5/19/13
by Baby...Brenda.x August 03, 2010
The fifth game in the series (not counting spin offs)
This game is heavily being accused of being racist.
This game is heavily being accused of being racist.
Black guy: Damn cracka this game's fuckin racist, a steroid pumped white male shooting skinny diseased blacks?
White guy: Dude chill the fuck out, Resident Evil 5 is the first game in the series to have dominately black enemies, and I tell you there've been quite a few Resident Evil games. Also you guys says you want to be treated equally? Well guess what, whites are getting blown up in a lot of games, so you guys should be too if you want to be treated equally!
White guy: Dude chill the fuck out, Resident Evil 5 is the first game in the series to have dominately black enemies, and I tell you there've been quite a few Resident Evil games. Also you guys says you want to be treated equally? Well guess what, whites are getting blown up in a lot of games, so you guys should be too if you want to be treated equally!
by Kim Vinsted August 04, 2007